Non-Disney OOC Mingle!

[grimgrinningghosts]

"Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam"

Welcome to the the Non-Disney round of Foolish Mortals aka the first round that exists outside the main continuity of "look at all these gay ghosts and gay robots" the game. This time we swapped out our disney/twilight zone references for just talking about space jam nonstop because it's the best movie of all time.

This Sunday (06/03) we will put up the IC Intro Log in foolishmortals! If you need to contact us for anything before or after the round starts, please hit us up on Discord or our personal plurks lepowned and blankblankity. You can also contact us at foolishmortals, but we'll be much faster in responding on personal plurks or on discord.

But in the meanwhile, feel free to comment below, introducing yourself and your character! If you haven't already, feel free to join our Discord Chat for plotting or talking about Space Jam 24/7.

"Alright..."

Comments

[dothebackslide]

CONFOUND THOSE MURDERGAMES! THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!

What up nerds, I'm Nerdie. You might know me from such hits as the Pervert and Old Asshole Cricket, or Mr. Capitalism or Squirrel Girl's Evil Twin "Neerod." I'm a human disaster who keeps doing stupid bullshit like overanalyze one-dimensional characters.

If you're new to Foolish Mortals, hi! I'm normal!

In any case, I'm bringing a guy who has less than ten minutes of screentime, Dan "The Man" Backslide. But hey, you can't deny, he's got style.

This'll be fine. Can't wait to weird you all out but hopefully in a loving way????? Because I love you weirdos and making you laugh okay bye

[candymancan]

mood @ overanalyzing shit, i have written essay length discussions theorizing the backstories and in-universe lore of muppets

ive loved seeing dan around in progress so i cant wait for him to have the chance to commit a murder

[udderly]

/KICKS DOWN THE FUCKING DOOR

WHAT'S UP NERDS IT'S YA BOT R HERE TO MAKE EVERYONE REGRET KNOWING ME BECAUSE I SURE AM FUCKING PLAYING OTIS FROM BARNYARD. Y'ALL WANNA HEAR ABOUT COW GENDER? TOO FUCKIN BAD, IT'S COW GENDER TIME AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA LIKE IT.

if you don't have me why don't you i'm a fucking delight you can reach me by pinging me on the disco server or on plurk: flyingthesky

[candymancan]

1: thank god
2: speaking of cow gender, u know that "otis is trans" post thats really popular and goes around a lot? https://thewordywarlock.tumblr.com/post/156736637752/hesatreat-kewlbot-zekeiel666 this post? the OP is one of my good friends, and i have seen that post grow from a few notes, into an 86k behemoth with a SHITTON of stupid discourse piled onto it by cis ppl

anyway i support cow gender discussions

[candymancan]

hi im nick/ludwig/bones/whatever the hell u want to call me and ive clearly made a mistake with my life

this here's willy wonka from the shitty tom and jerry willy wonka movie thats essentially a shot for shot remake of the original chocolate factory movie but sometimes theres cat and mouse slapstick going on and also someone is trying really hard to get across gene wilder's voice

ive been planning to put him in this game for months, if only for the chorus of "nick you didn't. you fucking didn't. i'll kill you" from my friends once they saw the reserves

anyway this will be my second ever murdergame and i can't wait, im so excited for this space jam disaster

oh also im on plurk @ glitchbirds and im in the discord server now

[themightybeetle]

that gif makes me cry holy shit

[themightybeetle]

HEY GUYS WHATS UP TONI HERE BRINGING YOU A BIG BUG MAN AND/OR DAD. After playing Chip in R2, I'm now bringing in Beetle from Kubo and the Two Strings, a former world reknown samurai named Hanzo cursed in to a bugform and a bad memory.

I'm on Plurk as artoni and Discord as artoni#1824. Looking forwards to playing with you all!

(No relation to Overwatch, promise.)

[notthebattleship]

we need so many adults here

[loneleye]

Hey hi hello, I'm Jax- I played Donald in R2, Pinoc in R3, and I impulse reserved for this round at virtually last second during the middle of finals week because I'm great at pacing myself! It's fine.

This time around I'm bringing in Kubo from the hit sticom, Kubo and the Two Strings. You know, that one where his mom is a monkey and his dad is a beetle and his grandfather is a celestial moon monster who wants to steal his eyes. That one.

I'm in the discord server but if you want to hmu on plurk I'm over at jaxisms! I'm so ready for this absolute shitpost of a round.

[notthebattleship]

Poor Kubo, first he goes through all that and now he's transported to a fever dream

Hi Jax! I'm Nara and we haven't been in the same round before but I'm excited to finally get to be in one with you!

[treefetish]

hey skanks it's trek. played marnie and freddie in main game. now bring you audrey from that shitty lorax movie. she's a kinda odd duck hippie who fucking loves her some goddamn trees.

[dothebackslide]

hey aubrey wanna snort some grass

[notthebattleship]

Hi guys, I'm Nara and I played Wander in Foolish Mortals and will be bringing Zhu Li from The Legend of Korra because why play someone people recognize when you can play a minor character? She's the personal assistant to some capitalist named Varrick, and unlike a good portion of this cast, she wears a perpetual poker face and will attempt to use her responsibility to keep things together. This probably won't work for long. Despite her outfit in some of her icons, she's from season 2 because she only gets some interesting expressions in season 4 and the comics, so she's wearing her purple work outfit for this game.

She'll be in Room #25, and I can be reached at mutanthairything. I'm looking forward to this round!

[sunshinesdown]

finally we can recreate the scene of spongebob laughing at dramatic korra scenes

[manecharacter]

Hello all, my name is Megan, I played Thor in a mock trial a while ago and now I'm playing Bojack Horseman from the netflix original series about crippling depression and existential crisis.



Bojack is not a shitty person, because he's a horse. He's a shitty horse. He's a narcissist with substance abuse issues who is clinging to the fame he found in the 90s. He's sort of slowly making progress and working through his issues, but he backslides more than he moves forward.

ANYWAY you can certainly add me on plurk at rodentia or on discord at pengweng #6115

[dumbshits]

that’s too much, man

[thegreateggscape]

Hi I'm Jeff and I played Mr. Arrow in R3. I'm setting up a trend of bird characters with bringing in Ginger from Chicken Run. She's a leftist icon.

God I can't wait for this trashfire round.

I'm at the discord server Jefferson#7130 or on plurk at jeffurson feel free to add me on either.

[notthebattleship]

Hi Jeff! I'm so happy to see Ginger here, Chicken Run is such a good movie and we can depend on her to break us out of hell.

We're probably going to burn everything down

[codeofhero]

Back at it again with the murdergames

Hellooo nerds, I'm drizz. I'm the guy who's basically been here the whole time, playing various girls and one rabbit. But I'm trying something a little different this time.

It's Dinobot, from the hit CGI cartoon (like, the second one ever) BEASTIES. He's a gruff guy, an a former bad guy, but he's getting better!! Kind of. There was a lapse, but he's fine now. Totally.

He turns into a Velociraptor, so that's cool.

I'm on the discord, but also here's my plurk: lightdrizzel

[essentiallyinvisible]

...I can't believe I'm probably going to have to look up dinosaur robots and velociraptors just to see if there's anything inaccurate with his anatomy that this stickler girl can point out.

[sunshinesdown]

Hello everyone, it's Blank! One of your fellow mods in Foolish Mortals (and don't tell lepo but i'm the better mod, it's a secret)! For the first time since R1 I'm actually bringing in a pc and not just shoving gay npcs in your faces, with Spongebob Squarepants! We're... we're all familiar with him right? We don't gotta go into detail with that (I'm also playing King Dice as an NPC!)

Anyway he's gonna befriend Everyone i hope yall are ready.

But if you need to talk to me for anything, whether it's plotting or if you're in need of my modliness, contact me on blankblankity or on discord at BlankBlankity#7335!

I hope everyone is ready for this trashfire round

[codeofhero]

so I guess dinobot is the squidward in this equation

[captain_cronch]

Hello all it's some guy name Dent and I played Ratigan in R3 and now Im doing it again with the most side character possible from Steven Universe (and drools acid. A lot.) She also gets a heart wrenching moment cause Everyone does in Steven!

Im currently haunting the server but Im also ghosting it up at plurk as dententa

[codeofhero]

Oh good another space faring alien race who likes Earth just a bit too much

[standsforrevenge]

HI FRIENDS I'm Groove and for some reason they let me play here. I'm bringing you MAHATMA GANDHI. Well, his clone at least. From Clone High, a teen drama parody where clones of historical figures go to school and try to live their best life (but since they're all terrible people that never happens). Unlike the real deal, Gandhi is the biggest dweeb in the universe and I'm very sorry for inflicting him on all of you.

Anyway you can find me in the chat or on plurk!

[oh_worm]

SUP im lyndon i was fight teens in the regular rounds (except r3 where i was a Fight Adult) and now im bringing you a fight teen in the shitpost round! This is Beth Tezuka from Bravest Warriors, a Cartoon Network webseries about teens having too many feelings and trying very hard to save planets. They succeed sometimes! She likes science and music and weapons, and uses absurd slang that I'm just gonna blanket apologize for because once Pendleton Ward touches something its vocabulary can never be the same. She is also going to talk about a lot of absurd things that definitely happened in her canon, because Bravest Warriors is 90% shitpost and 10% feelings, and there are a lot of feelings.

Catch me on plurk at lovebelievesin if you like, or just ping me in the discord chat!

[in4apounding]

Hi everyone! I'm Phas - I played Space Trash Panda in R3 and this time around I'm bringing actual ray of sunshine Penny Polendina from RWBY. Penny's a sweet girl who wants to make friends and explore the world around her, and also has been trained as a child soldier for the purpose of fighting the giant human-killing monsters that threaten her world. She does this with a whole bunch of swords at once, it's awesome.

I'm available on the Discord or on Plurk at Phasma

[shoshtupid]

hey guys it's ya girl Indy

It's actually my first time over in Foolish Mortals, and so I thought, who better to bring to such a wonderful game but- oh god, no. I'm so sorry.

I'm bringing Wabuu the Asshole "Cheeky" Raccoon, from a bunch of different Dingo Pictures cartoons! If you don't know what Dingo Pictures is, run. Alternately, Phelous has several reviews that I quite enjoy, but good god, I had to watch the movies unriffed for canon review.

It's really on you what happens next if you choose to make the same mistake I did.

I'll be over on the Discord, but if you want to plurk at me, I'm over at swirlix

now enjoy some sweet jams

[notthebattleship]

I am unaware of Wabuu and I'm afraid

[handhook]

Hey, everyone! I'm Nix, and I'm new to this particular corner of murdergames. As is apparently my custom, I'm bringing in a big jerk who will probably never make friends with anyone: Aquaman from the DC Animated Universe! If you're unfamiliar with the early 2000s Cartoon Network version of the character, he's...pretty hard to get along with, and would probably also sell your soul to Satan if Satan gave Atlantis a single ball of yarn in exchange. He's a king, so he has to prioritize the well-being of his people, you know.

Unfortunately I can't find any gifs featuring his incredibly heroic dialogue, such as "Tell me who did it, and then dig more graves," so instead:



I'm looking forward to playing with everyone, even if Aquaman assuredly will not be! If you want to keep in contact with me, you can add me on plurk @ salroka.

[dothebackslide]

I can't believe Aquaman is gonna be the most stable person in this game, god bless

No but for real, GREAT PICK

[essentiallyinvisible]

Hello I am Gray and I am bringing Even More Children to murdergames. I'm bringing the Little Girl from the 2015 Little Prince movie, and she's a child prodigy who's recently learned to loosen up and have some fun. Of course she's still got some old habits so prepare for her to try and sue their overseer. Or maybe even the bus driver once she realizes she's on the wrong bus.

[notthebattleship]

Zhu Li can help with writing the lawsuit and then thus game becomes a different kind of courtroom

[funonthebun]

well UM hi



im here bringin ya insufferable robot man and handsome robot lover all in one. its bender. bender futurama? yeah. you know him.

oh? and me? well, i exist- i played sephiroth in a mock trial and then disappeared

[fiftyyearspast]

Hi! I'm Jimley and I played Lekmet, a goat dad, in R3! Now I'm bringing a depressed samurai from the future that is Aku. He's right from the first episode of the fifth season!! I'll do my best to stay true to the original show's occasional shitposty elements- feel free to contact me through the discord, or on plurk @ pumpkinheadgay

[codeofhero]

another samurai

his people

[dumbshits]

yo whaddup. im lepo. im the cooler mod and blank sucks. im the fun one.



i’m playing sarah lynn from bojack horseman this round. she’s a patische of former child stars turned troubled adults and - well, spoilers for bojack horseman season 3 are probably inbound. i will also be playing surprise NPCs later on.

i’m on the discord nearly 24/7 (which i HEAVILY recommend you join - the discord influenced about 90% of the original game and it’s already shaping up to be a mess for this round as well). please reach out to me if you ever have any questions or concerns about the game.

id also recommend you add me on either @lepowned on plurk or lepowned#4441 on discord. i’ll be adding p much every player who listed their plurk but by adding me on either or both platforms, it makes it a little easier to get in touch for case plotting.

[sunshinesdown]

hey who invited this dork

[carbonairhead]

i spent forever getting my icon page set up please look at it it's my greatest joke



Yo! It's Ashley here, who played some fight girls in previous rounds of Foolish Mortals and. Just a lot of other murdergames, so many murder. Last round specifically, I ruined a whole bunch of childhoods by playing the Pink Power Ranger! Now I'm here to ruin some more with Fizzy from My Little Pony, the original 80s cartoon, because what says love for your childhood shows like shoving them into a land of murder and death?

And memes?

All you gotta know about Fizzy is she's a scatterbrained idiot but she will want to be friends with you. If you're not totally evil or whatever, she'll want to be your friend. ...She also has literal gemstones for eyes but that's probably fine, right? It's fine. That's fine. She's also your go-to if you want, like. Bubbles formed out of air or water, because that's her magic unicorn power. Lovely.

I'm around at kabunevermind and around on the discord. I can't wait to play with you guys, even though some of your choices are incredibly cursed!!!
because they're cursed tbh we're gonna burn down moron mountain

[essentiallyinvisible]

Oh wow unicorns are real

Although the first french unicorn fairytale I looked up involved one gouging everything that would hurt her adopted son with her horn

[secretbabyformula]

i am. Extremely late with this intro please excuse me. im beck (i played goofy and negaduck in r2 and 3) and im unfortunately bringing the fucking boss baby to nondisney. this movie makes me want to die but here i am rping from it anyway because i have to be Like That.

anyway you can find me on plurk at @engineblade or in the discord chat! Really excited to be here as usual :^)

[notthebattleship]

I'm looking forward to the levels of acceptance everyone will have towards a baby in a business suit.

This is going to be amazing

[mortyfied]

whaddup its ya boi blake

i played marco diaz in round 3 and ive played morty in many other games, this being the second murdergame ive apped him to because i havent played him in like a year and sometimes you miss murdering your fav boys

im also extremely late bc i had this open in another tab and forgot about it i've got goldfish memory

anyway morty is a 14 year old apprentice to his crazy, drunk science grandpa and has almost died like 752985 times and i cant wait for him to probably die here itll be good

hes a nervous boy who stutters a lot and freaks out easily and its going to be really interesting to see the cr that develops in this game ill tell you hu-what

anyway add me on plurk at sousuii or on discord at zomboi#7606! i cant wait to play with yall

[standsforrevenge]

YA GOTTA KILL THE BOSS BABY, MORTY