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Welcome to the Survival Pool to those who made it! You guys are so close to finding out what the heck is going on and we believe in all of you!

Because it's the final week, we just need a check in, but we also need a 100% tag-in contribution in both the Investigation in Trial in order for yall to get a chance to get the best ending possible! As usual for these non-big investigations, you will be split up into two teams as listed below

Team A
Dinobot
Otis
Cleo
Gandhi

Team B
Penny
Wonka
Beth

As mentioned on the weekly log, the Investigation and Trial will ICly happen on Wednesday, but The Investigation will OOCly be on Friday at 12 PM EST and The Trial will OOCly happen on Saturday at 12 PM EST. However, if the investigation or trial runs long, we will be more than happy to accommodate!

Please check in below if you are part of the survival pool to let us know that you've read this and understand!

And a good excuse is something you never outgrow

Just comment below with two ten comment threads from two different characters from the Week 4/Trial 3 Afterparty (so at least 20 comments total from your character). You have until Wednesday (7/4) at 1PM EST to turn it in. And as always, public NPC threads do count towards your AC!

If your character has died, they just need to check in below! And if you have any questions or concerns about your AC, please let us know either on our journal or plurk!

Welcome to the the Non-Disney round of Foolish Mortals aka the first round that exists outside the main continuity of "look at all these gay ghosts and gay robots" the game. This time we swapped out our disney/twilight zone references for just talking about space jam nonstop because it's the best movie of all time.

This Sunday (06/03) we will put up the IC Intro Log in foolishmortals! If you need to contact us for anything before or after the round starts, please hit us up on Discord or our personal plurks lepowned and blankblankity. You can also contact us at foolishmortals, but we'll be much faster in responding on personal plurks or on discord.

But in the meanwhile, feel free to comment below, introducing yourself and your character! If you haven't already, feel free to join our Discord Chat for plotting or talking about Space Jam 24/7.

That’s right, the very last one (for the canon rounds)!

Just comment below with two ten comment threads from two different characters from any Week 7 logs and the Sixth Trial Afterparty (so at least 20 comments total from your character to make AC). You have until Wednesday (2/28) at 1PM EST to turn it in. Public thread with NPCs can still be turned in for points by the way! (obv since the mirror broke threads w/ survivorpool and deadland don't count now)

If your character has died, they just need to check in below! And if you have any questions or concerns about your AC, please let us know either on our journal or plurk!

Just comment below with two ten comment threads from two different characters from any Week 5 logs and the Fourth Trial Afterparty (so at least 20 comments total from your character to make AC). You have until Wednesday (2/14) at 1PM EST to turn it in. Public thread with NPCs can still be turned in for points by the way! (Btw public threads with the suvivorpool and deadland will also count!)

If your character has died, they just need to check in below! And if you have any questions or concerns about your AC, please let us know either on our journal or plurk!

Just comment below with two ten comment threads from two different characters from any Week 2 logs - Week 2 and the Trial Afterparty (so at least 20 comments total from your character). You have until Wednesday (10/24) at 1PM EST to turn it in. Public thread with NPCs can still be turned in for points by the way!

If your character has died, they just need to check in below!   And if you have any questions or concerns about your AC, please let us know either on our journal or plurk!

Hello, darlings, and welcome to Week 2 of Foolish Mortals~! First off let me just say how pleased we are with your eagerness to explore the manor and the amount of activity and CR building we've been seeing this past week! You guys are top!

Now let's see what we can do to tear all that down because with the second week starts the motives!

This week we're taking off the kid gloves and jumping straight into a fun little doozy. What does this mean? Well, kids, it means we're cursing literally everyone.

"But, Great And Terrible Lepo!" You ask. "We've already lost our magic!" Oh, darlings, who said anything about this having to do with your majycks? We mods have spent quite some time discussing it and devising personalized curses for everyone that will begin Tuesday morning. Let's get started, shall we?


Kimberly Ann Hart will become a mute. Any attempts to speak or make verbal noise will result in silence.

Woody will become human.

Remy will lose his ability to cook. Whatever he attempts to make will come out bland and flavorless, no matter how hard he tries.

Jyn Erso will constantly hallucinate the other members of Rogue One, who of course, won’t hesitate to prey on her survivor’s guilt.

Leia Organa will hear the voice of her dead friend, Admiral Ackbar, warning her that things are traps every time she goes to do literally anything.

The Beast will have his behavior become more animalistic throughout the week, gradually losing a number of his more human traits (i.e. slowly losing the ability to speak) and reverting more to instinct and animalistic behaviors with each passing day.

Gaston will lose his impressive muscles and be left with weak, limp noodle limbs.

Freddie Facilier will lose all memories of her parentage, as well as her knowledge of magic.

Jane Darling will forget about the events of her film (i.e. everything that happened in Neverland).

Stan Pines will become unable to lie.

Soos will lose his memories of The Pines Family and his job at the Mystery Shack. These have been replaced with fake memories of him working at Hoo-Ha Owl’s Pizzamatronic Jamboree.

Mabel Pines will become invisible and unable to be seen or heard by her fellow captives, but will still be able to interact with them/her environment.

Marco Diaz will, over the course of the week, start to forget who Star Butterfly is.

Lekmet will become a photorealistic goat. He will retain his personality and ability to speak for the purpose of playability, but will be unable to physically perform actions that couldn’t be performed by a normal goat.

Hiro’s perception will be altered and he will constantly believe/see his fellow captives and surroundings as being on fire.

Ariel will remain mute, but also lose her human legs and become a mermaid.

Molly Hayes will constantly be bombarded by visions/memories of her parents.

Rocket Raccoon will become a photorealistic raccoon. He will retain his personality and ability to speak for the purpose of playability, but will be unable to physically perform actions that couldn’t be performed by a normal raccoon.

Doreen Green will lose her powers, including her animal features.

Negaduck will gain a shock collar that simply will not come off, no matter how hard he tries. The collar will give him a small electric shock every time he threatens violence, performs actions with ill intent, or thinks bad thoughts.

Basil will constantly hallucinate being followed/haunted by a spirit resembling/acting like his old nemesis, Professor Ratigan. He will be unable to get rid of or silence this spirit by any means, and others will be unable to see it.

Pinocchio will slowly and horrifyingly become a donkey over the course of the week, because even if he isn’t at that canonpoint, we want Jiminy Cricket to have a conniption.

Mr. Arrow will become unable to raise his voice above a meek whisper.

Noby will have extremely terrible luck at everything he attempts to do. (i.e. breaking plates and cups while eating, burning/overcooking food).

Louis will become a photorealistic alligator with absolutely no ability to perform music whatsoever.

Moana will see all of her fellow captives as terrifying monsters.

Neku will lose his hearing, gaining a deafness that prevents him from hearing anything around him.

Prince Charming will become a horribly ugly troll.

Minnie Mouse will be shrunk down to Remy and Basil’s size.

Madam Mim will have her appearance and voice changed to resemble Merlin. She will be unable to shapeshift out of this form.