round 1 mock trial ooc mingle

[grimgrinningghosts]

Welcome, Foolish Mortals, to the first ever Foolish Mortals Mock Trial. We would like to collectively thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for joining us on this wide ride, and we're honored to have each and every one of you join us on what we hope will be a very successful experience. We hope you guys have fun, and we hope that some of you might like our terrible jokes and abuse of Disney tropes to join us in the main round.

Next Sunday, (5/7) we will be dropping an IC mingle post for you all in our main comm - foolishmortals. The mock trial investigation will be going up on Friday, May 12th and the trial will be posted on Saturday, May 13th barring any OOC circumstances that would hinder/delay them. If you have any questions in regards to the mock trial or the upcoming full game, please hit us up at our mod plurk (foolishmortals) or on our personal accounts (lepowned and blankblankity).

In the meantime, don't be afraid to get to know the other players slated to join you here. Make friends and then writhe as each of your characters gets dipped one-by-one.

There's a great big beautiful tomorrow shining at the end of every day.

Comments

[thedukeofficial]

HI EVERYONE my name is Lyndon, lovebelievesin on plurk, and I'll be bringing you The Duke of Detroit from Motorcity, a cartoon I am still angry about the cancellation of!!! He's going to be your new best friend. If what you're looking for in a best friend is a weird showy gang leader/mechanic with some mild anger issues voiced by the lead singer of Twisted Sister, that is. And I mean come on, aren't we all looking for that exact kind of person?

I haven't done a mock trial before, but I do have two rounds of Trustfell and one of It's Curtains under my belt, so I know my way around this sort of thing! I'm excited to play with all of you, and very sorry to anyone who mentions cars around The Duke.

... he doesn't have a real name, by the way, or at least not one any of you are getting out of him. He's just The Duke of Detroit. Like his right hand woman is just Number 2.

EDIT: He's so, as the kids say, "extra", you guys. Look at him.

[terribibble]

new goal: have fiddleford mcgucket call him 'mister the duke' at least once

[thedukeofficial]

"mister the duke, please stop draping yourself over your podium, someone is dead"

[terribibble]

"show some respect -- did i say do the splits. no i did not."

[thedukeofficial]

"and now you're dancing, please just sit down"

[kindaruledatit]

everyone's angry about the cancellation of Motorcity