[Hard to do that, good man, when you end up bumping into a man with a very large hat. The collision ends up knocking him to the ground, and his hat rolls away.]
Watch where you're going, good sir! I will not allow my hat to be sullied by the likes of you!
et cetera et cetera et cetera
Watch where you're going, good sir! I will not allow my hat to be sullied by the likes of you!